Disney Life Lessons!♥

moonliightdreamer:

Love this!

and that step mothers are evil.

Men will freak out if they find out you’re a female

Your child WILL get kidnapped while doing new things

Taking candy and drinks without knowing whose they are, will result in drug induced hallucinations.

Play with your food before you eat it

Women are evil. They will get you almost killed 99.99% of the time

Playing with bears is okay.

Strange creature? bring it home and hide it..

(Source: starrbrightdrreamer)