celebritynudes: Ian Somerhalder’s enormous cock!
deodrant: effettetris: deodrant: dont trust people who dont dip their oreos in milk but I’m allergic :( don’t be a pussy
theredrubyx: onemanshighfashionblog: isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads You assholes just always find new ways to crush my childhood
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
alohomora-the-heart: You know putting jeans on after you shower is probably one of the seven layers of hell. After an hour of listening to silverware clink together and looking at every picture that you have ever deleted of yourself.
deanisaclosetedgeek: deidaracchi: today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
contra1veritas asked: Sending <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 your way! miss yewwww! :)